DOES THE MILITARY EVER SIMPLY FUCK PEOPLE?

 

c 2012 Tristan Winter

 

 

 

 

WASHINGTON (TW) — Gen. David Petraeus has fallen from his high position as CIA director in an affair with an embedded biographer.

Petraeus has since publicly cried, but admitted only to having children with “my unbelievably homely wife.”

The gonzo biographer, meanwhile, had been sending ominous emails to other military groupies, and accidentally initiated a chain reaction. Her primary target  -apparently a goodwill ambassador to the Navy-  swam back ashore late Saturday night and found herself the object of a probe for three years of torrid emails between herself and Gen. John Allen, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, although he says it was completely correct since it was done all by the manual.

It all comes as Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair faces a court martial for forcible sodomy and misusing a government travel charge card. In May, the 27-year Army veteran was very relieved of his duties overseeing logistics for the 82nd Airborne.

The Sinclair case was detailed this month at Fort Bragg, N.C., where allegations against him were revealed in intimate testimony. Women officers described countless affairs, and wept while recounting joining the military for sating bloodlust, and not for unpaid sexual encounters.

At the recent evidentiary hearing, a female captain who was his direct subordinate in Afghanistan testified she had a three-year affair with Sinclair, her married boss. But she also said that on two occasions, the general forced her to perform oral sex even though such a thing had never previously entered her head throughout the three years they were grunts together.

Two other officers testified that they provided nude photos to him -part of the allegations involving his conduct with five women- for $800,000,000 Polish Zloty (old style) per squint. Sinclair was furious to discover that they were only nude photos he had previously taken of himself, and he then forcibly sodomized himself with the government travel card.

The women then also freaked out, and decided military life was not for them directly that day, particularly since they could no longer travel freely without feeling violated.